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论坛里最不怕被管理员封掉的ID

Author Zhou Renjian Create@ 2005-01-06 20:13
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发信人: lawrence (使用者: lawrence), 信区: AppMathematics                                                              
标  题: 论坛里最不怕被管理员封掉的ID (转载)                                                                            
发信站: 饮水思源 (2005年01月06日14:19:07 星期四)                                                                       

【 以下文字转载自 joke 讨论区 】                                                                                       
【 原文由 nowhy 所发表 】                                                                                              

 

  1.取名:不认识                                                                                                     

  举报人:“管理员,我举报。”                                                                                       

  管理员:“谁?”                                                                                                   

  举报人:“不认识!”                                                                                               

  管理员:“不认识你还举报?”                                                                                       

  2.取名:请等等                                                                                                     

  举报人:“管理员,我举报。”                                                                                       

  管理员:“谁?”                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                       
  举报人:“请等等。”                                                                                               
                                                                                                                       
  管理员:“好的,快点!”                                                                                           
                                                                                                                       
  一分钟后……                                                                                                       

  管理员:“到底是谁?”                                                                                             

  举报人:“请等等啊!”                                                                                             

  管理员:“还要等多久啊?”                                                                                         

  3.取名:就是我                                                                                                     

  举报人:“我举报!”                                                                                               

  管理员:“谁?”                                                                                                   

  举报人:“就是我!”                                                                                               

  管理员:“很好,成全你,封!”                                                                                     

  举报人:“救命啊……”                                                                                             

  4.取名:骗你的                                                                                                     

  举报人:“管理员,我举报。”                                                                                       

  管理员:“又举报?谁啊?”                                                                                         

  举报人:“骗你的。”                                                                                               

  管理员:“吃饱了没事干啊!”                                                                                       

  5.取名:嘿嘿嘿嘿                                                                                                   

  举报人:“管理员,有人用外挂,我举报。”                                                                           

  管理员:“好的,是谁?”                                                                                           

  举报人:“嘿嘿嘿嘿!”                                                                                             

  管理员:“请问是谁?”                                                                                             

  举报人:“嘿嘿嘿嘿!”                                                                                             

  管理员:“来人啊,拨打神经病医院的电话……”                                                                       

  6.取名:不是我                                                                                                     

  举报人:“我举报,有人用外挂。”                                                                                   

  管理员:“谁?”                                                                                                   

  举报人:“不是我!”                                                                                               

  管理员:“那是谁?”                                                                                               

  举报人:“就是不是我。”                                                                                           

  管理员:“废话,不是你是谁?”                                                                                     

  举报人:“真的,不是我呀。”                                                                                       

  7.取名:管理员啊                                                                                                   

  举报人:“管理员哥哥,有人用外挂,我举报。”                                                                       

  管理员:“好的,是谁?”                                                                                           

  举报人:“是管理员啊!”                                                                                           

  管理员:“谁?你说谁?”                                                                                           

  举报人:“管理员啊。”                                                                                             

  管理员:“切,我有必要用外挂吗?灭了你!”                                                                         

  8.取名:忘了叫啥                                                                                                   

  举报人:“管理员,有人用外挂,我举报。”                                                                           

  管理员:“好,告诉我他叫什么?”                                                                                   

  举报人:“忘了叫啥!”                                                                                             

  管理员:“晕死!回去想想。”                                                                                       

  举报人:“不用想了管理员,我知道的。”                                                                             

  管理员:“知道就说。”                                                                                             

  举报人:“忘了叫啥!”                                                                                             

  管理员:“回家睡觉去吧……”                                                                                       

  9.取名:不能说                                                                                                     

  举报人:“管理员,我举报。”                                                                                       

  管理员:“谁?”                                                                                                   

  举报人:“不能说!”                                                                                               

  管理员:“别怕,有我给你撑腰,说!”                                                                               

  举报人:“不能说,就是不能说!”                                                                                   

  管理员:“逗我玩啊!”                                                                                             

  10.取名:不见了                                                                                                    

  举报人:“管理员,我举报。”                                                                                       

  管理员:“好的,你请说。”                                                                                         

  举报人:“不见了!”                                                                                               

  管理员:“请把玩家的ID告诉我。”                                                                                   

  举报人:“就是不见了!”                                                                                           

  管理员:“等你见到了再来找我!”                                                                                   

  11.取名:跑太快没看到                                                                                              

  举报人:“管理员有人用加速。”                                                                                     

  管理员:“谁?”                                                                                                   


  管理员:“下次看清楚一点。”                                                                                       

  举报人:“哎呀,就是跑太快没看到。”                                                                               

  管理员:“别懊恼了,下次追到再汇报吧。”                                                                           

                                                                                                                       

                                                                                                                       
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