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新婚闹洞房大全(劲爆)

Author Zhou Renjian Create@ 2004-11-13 15:11
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发信人: zhxq (欢迎拨打小强热线), 信区: joke                                                                            
标  题: 新婚闹洞房大全(劲爆)                                                                                           
发信站: 饮水思源 (2004年11月12日00:23:59 星期五)                                                                       

  在新娘臀部上放一块球状橡皮泥,然后在新郎前方中间皮带上吊一个易拉罐,新娘弯                                         
下腰,新郎用易拉罐将球状橡皮泥擀成圆烧饼状,新郎只好运动臀部,向前和左右运动,                                         
擀一下,新娘必须发出“啊---”一声,这个还可换成新郎新娘对面抱着坐下,让新娘运动                                        
臀部用易拉罐擀新郎那个部位的橡皮泥,但擀一次,新郎的头必须往后仰一次,仰头时必                                         
须闭上眼睛每人准备一个闹钟,调好时间(每隔一定时间就响),然后将闹钟藏到洞房里                                         
,晚上就热闹了,让新娘新郎找一夜的闹钟去吧。                                                                           

  让新郎新娘用身体摆出阿拉伯数字0到9。摆26个英文字母更厉害哈                                                         
                                                                                                                     
  新郎皮带扣下吊一根香蕉,让新娘吃,边吃边问她好不好吃。                                                             
                                                                                                                     
  让新娘左手拿一样东西,从新郎左裤管伸进去,右手伸进右裤脚管,要她把左手的东                                         
西交到右手。                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                     
  新娘仰躺,新郎手撑于新娘头两侧,面对面做俯卧撑,做一个亲一个。:)                                                 
                                                                                                                     
  把新郎新娘推进被窝,要求他们扔18样东西出来……见到内裤就可一收手关门走人了                                         
。                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                     
  推鸡蛋:把一个生鸡蛋放到新娘左边袖子里,然后让新郎隔着衣服推,绕过胸前,从右                                        
边袖子推出来,然后再推到右边裤腿里,再从左边裤腿推出来。                                                               
                                                                                                                     
  在新郎腰上系一根细细的线,线头细一颗小糖果,新郎站在新娘背后,新娘弯下腰,                                         
新郎在背后用手扶住新娘的腰,用自己腰的力量把细线前后荡起来,新娘弯下腰从自己两                                         
腿之间用嘴含住那颗糖,就算成功。灭活活。。。。。                                                                       
                                                                                                                     
  我哥哥结婚那会,2人被安排坐于痰盂上,面对面,各捧结婚证书,口里念到:“我愿                                        
娶·#¥为·· 爱他(她)。。“                                                                                         
                                                                                                                     
  两人分别念当年铁人王进喜的口号:大干、快上、勤打井、多出油;                                                       
                                                                                                                     
  新郎裤子后面吊一根筷子,地上放一个啤酒瓶,要求由新娘指挥,新郎下蹲把筷子插                                         
入瓶子,最后要问进去了吗?答进去了;                                                                                   
                                                                                                                     
  互相抱着对方说各说一百个昵称,开始很正经,后来没得说,各种家用电器都出来了                                         
,最简单,效果蛮好                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                     
  两个核桃让新娘从新郎的裤腿里塞进去。。一直往上走。。。走到膝盖位置问新娘:                                         
到那了?答:膝盖!再问:摸摸有几个核桃?答:两个!再问:哪个大?答:左手(或右                                         
手)的大!。。。。另新娘将核桃再往上走。。。。至某地。。问到哪了???答:。。                                         
。再问:到底到哪了?答:。。。。。。可提示新娘直至说出为止。。。                                                       
                                                                                                                     
  再问:摸摸现在有几个核桃?答:两个!/错误,再问,直到回答四个为止!再问:有                                        
几个大核桃几个小核桃。。。回答:两个大核桃,两个小核桃。。。问:为什么。。。。                                         
。答出来,责令其将左右手核桃调换。。。答不出,另起将两个大核桃放进去,而将小核                                         
桃拿出,即可。。。做这个动作大家可以帮忙,工具不限。。。之后,走人。                                                   
                                                                                                                     
  开汽车:玩法,男女面对面做在椅子上。。。女脱鞋右脚抬起放在男某处,叫做踩油门                                        
。男伸直手臂放在女某两处,叫做握方向盘。。。男女身后各一人,分别轻推两人,推女                                         
是,女必须模拟踩 油门的声音。。“RI~~~~~~“推男时,男模拟按喇叭的。。“BIBI~~~                                         
“。。。当男女熟悉之后,男女双方后的人,加快频率。。。。只听二人此起彼落的声音                                         
:“ri bibi...ri bibi..~~~“                                                                                           
                                                                                                                     
  以前朋友结婚有玩过。是:新娘仰面躺在床上,新郎面对面撑在新娘上方。节目策划                                         
人让新娘唱“咱们工人有力量“。那首革命歌曲大家记得吧。关键:“工人“要改成新郎                                         
的名字,然后,得由新郎来接那声“嗨“!还要一边做俯卧撑 。。。。。                                                      
                                                                                                                     
  当时的场景 --                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                     
  新娘:咱们XX有力量                                                                                                 
                                                                                                                     
  新郎:(做俯卧撑中)嗨!                                                                                           
                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                     
  新郎:(气喘吁吁做俯卧撑中)嗨!                                                                                   
                                                                                                                     
  添筷子(寓意添子)将一根筷子放到啤酒瓶子里,露出1公分左右,让新郎新娘用舌头                                        
合作添出来。                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                     
  擀面条:新郎仰面躺着,让新娘用啤酒瓶子(或短木棍)从头擀到脚,直到新郎的鸡鸡                                        
硬了,面条才算擀好                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                       
--                                                                                                                     
何思何虑,居心当如止水;                                                                                               
勿住勿忘,为学当如流水。                                                                                               
http://bbs.sjtu.edu.cn/showfile?name=p1.bmp                                                                            
汉语:我爱你 日语:私はきみを愛している 英语:I love you 朝语:Sarang Heyo                                             
俄语:Я люблю тебя 法语:Je t'aime 德语:Ich liebe dich 葡语:Eu te amo                                       
                                                                                                                      
西语:Te amo 阿拉伯语:Ana behibak(对男人说),Ana behibek(对女人说)                                                     
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