发信人: zhxq (欢迎拨打小强热线), 信区: joke                                                                            
标  题: 新婚闹洞房大全(劲爆)                                                                                           
发信站: 饮水思源 (2004年11月12日00:23:59 星期五)                                                                       

　　在新娘臀部上放一块球状橡皮泥，然后在新郎前方中间皮带上吊一个易拉罐，新娘弯                                         
下腰，新郎用易拉罐将球状橡皮泥擀成圆烧饼状，新郎只好运动臀部，向前和左右运动，                                         
擀一下，新娘必须发出“啊---”一声，这个还可换成新郎新娘对面抱着坐下，让新娘运动                                        
臀部用易拉罐擀新郎那个部位的橡皮泥，但擀一次，新郎的头必须往后仰一次，仰头时必                                         
须闭上眼睛每人准备一个闹钟，调好时间（每隔一定时间就响），然后将闹钟藏到洞房里                                         
，晚上就热闹了，让新娘新郎找一夜的闹钟去吧。                                                                           

　　让新郎新娘用身体摆出阿拉伯数字0到9。摆26个英文字母更厉害哈                                                         
　　                                                                                                                   
　　新郎皮带扣下吊一根香蕉，让新娘吃，边吃边问她好不好吃。                                                             
　　                                                                                                                   
　　让新娘左手拿一样东西，从新郎左裤管伸进去，右手伸进右裤脚管，要她把左手的东                                         
西交到右手。                                                                                                           
　　                                                                                                                   
　　新娘仰躺，新郎手撑于新娘头两侧，面对面做俯卧撑，做一个亲一个。：）                                                 
　　                                                                                                                   
　　把新郎新娘推进被窝，要求他们扔18样东西出来……见到内裤就可一收手关门走人了                                         
。                                                                                                                     
　　                                                                                                                   
　　推鸡蛋:把一个生鸡蛋放到新娘左边袖子里，然后让新郎隔着衣服推，绕过胸前，从右                                        
边袖子推出来，然后再推到右边裤腿里，再从左边裤腿推出来。                                                               
　　                                                                                                                   
　　在新郎腰上系一根细细的线，线头细一颗小糖果，新郎站在新娘背后，新娘弯下腰，                                         
新郎在背后用手扶住新娘的腰，用自己腰的力量把细线前后荡起来，新娘弯下腰从自己两                                         
腿之间用嘴含住那颗糖，就算成功。灭活活。。。。。                                                                       
　　                                                                                                                   
　　我哥哥结婚那会，2人被安排坐于痰盂上，面对面，各捧结婚证书，口里念到：“我愿                                        
娶·#￥为·· 爱他（她）。。“                                                                                         
　　                                                                                                                   
　　两人分别念当年铁人王进喜的口号：大干、快上、勤打井、多出油；                                                       
　　                                                                                                                   
　　新郎裤子后面吊一根筷子，地上放一个啤酒瓶，要求由新娘指挥，新郎下蹲把筷子插                                         
入瓶子，最后要问进去了吗？答进去了；                                                                                   
　　                                                                                                                   
　　互相抱着对方说各说一百个昵称，开始很正经，后来没得说，各种家用电器都出来了                                         
，最简单，效果蛮好                                                                                                     
　　                                                                                                                   
　　两个核桃让新娘从新郎的裤腿里塞进去。。一直往上走。。。走到膝盖位置问新娘：                                         
到那了？答：膝盖！再问：摸摸有几个核桃？答：两个！再问：哪个大？答：左手（或右                                         
手）的大！。。。。另新娘将核桃再往上走。。。。至某地。。问到哪了？？？答：。。                                         
。再问：到底到哪了？答：。。。。。。可提示新娘直至说出为止。。。                                                       
　　                                                                                                                   
　　再问：摸摸现在有几个核桃？答：两个！/错误，再问，直到回答四个为止！再问：有                                        
几个大核桃几个小核桃。。。回答：两个大核桃，两个小核桃。。。问：为什么。。。。                                         
。答出来，责令其将左右手核桃调换。。。答不出，另起将两个大核桃放进去，而将小核                                         
桃拿出，即可。。。做这个动作大家可以帮忙，工具不限。。。之后，走人。                                                   
　　                                                                                                                   
　　开汽车：玩法,男女面对面做在椅子上。。。女脱鞋右脚抬起放在男某处，叫做踩油门                                        
。男伸直手臂放在女某两处，叫做握方向盘。。。男女身后各一人，分别轻推两人，推女                                         
是，女必须模拟踩 油门的声音。。“RI~~~~~~“推男时，男模拟按喇叭的。。“BIBI~~~                                         
“。。。当男女熟悉之后，男女双方后的人，加快频率。。。。只听二人此起彼落的声音                                         
：“ri bibi...ri bibi..~~~“                                                                                           
　　                                                                                                                   
　　以前朋友结婚有玩过。是：新娘仰面躺在床上，新郎面对面撑在新娘上方。节目策划                                         
人让新娘唱“咱们工人有力量“。那首革命歌曲大家记得吧。关键：“工人“要改成新郎                                         
的名字，然后，得由新郎来接那声“嗨“！还要一边做俯卧撑 。。。。。                                                      
　　                                                                                                                   
　　当时的场景 --                                                                                                      
　　                                                                                                                   
　　新娘：咱们XX有力量                                                                                                 
　　                                                                                                                   
　　新郎：（做俯卧撑中）嗨！                                                                                           
　　                                                                                                                   
　　                                                                                                                   
　　新郎：（气喘吁吁做俯卧撑中）嗨！                                                                                   
　　                                                                                                                   
　　添筷子（寓意添子）将一根筷子放到啤酒瓶子里，露出1公分左右，让新郎新娘用舌头                                        
合作添出来。                                                                                                           
　　                                                                                                                   
　　擀面条:新郎仰面躺着，让新娘用啤酒瓶子（或短木棍）从头擀到脚，直到新郎的鸡鸡                                        
硬了，面条才算擀好                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                       
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何思何虑，居心当如止水；                                                                                               
勿住勿忘，为学当如流水。                                                                                               
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汉语:我爱你　日语:私はきみを愛している　英语:I love you　朝语:Sarang Heyo　                                            
俄语:Я люблю тебя　法语:Je t'aime　德语:Ich liebe dich　葡语:Eu te amo                                       
　                                                                                                                     
西语:Te amo　阿拉伯语:Ana behibak(对男人说)，Ana behibek(对女人说)                                                     
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