发信人: gjin (谷子), 信区: joke                                                                                        
标  题: 双关语（转贴）                                                                                                 
发信站: 饮水思源 (2004年11月12日15:46:07 星期五)                                                                       

 女孩子常用的双关语 ：                                                                                                 

我们还是当朋友好了——其实你还是有多余的利用价值                                                                       

我想我真的不适合你——我根本就不喜欢你                                                                                 

天气好冷喔，手都快冻结冰了——快牵我的手吧，大木头                                                                     

我觉得我需要更多一点空间——我不太想看到你啦！                                                                         

其实你人很好——我不想跟你在一起                                                                                       

你人真的很好——我真的不想跟你在一起                                                                                   

你人真的真的很好——真的*头，离我远点                                                                                  

我暂时不想交男朋友——闪一边啦！你还不到我心中帅哥标准的一半                                                           

我不想伤害我们之间的友谊——我们之间也永远只有友谊                                                                     

我的心中牵挂着一个人——那个人是我特地虚设用来挡像你这种人的。                                                         
                                                                                                                       
朋友才是长久的，不是吗——想当我男朋友，自己不照照镜子                                                                 

我从来没想过这个问题——这根本不可能的嘛！别做白日梦啦                                                                 

我不适合当个情人——废话，没有人会适合当你情人的啦。                                                                   

你给我个时间考虑——没给我时间，我怎么跑得掉......                                                                     

我们的距离太远了——当个朋友就不错了，还想有的没的                                                                     

可是......这样好怪......真的很怪——你这个丑八怪......怪成这样还想吃天鹅肉？                                           

                                                                                                                       
我觉得男女之间是真的有纯友谊的——对，没错，我和你之间就真的只可有纯友谊。                                             
                                                                                                                       
但你的温柔我会铭记在心的——情对！光温柔是没有用的，还需要钱钱......                                                   
                                                                                                                       
其实我一直没有勇气接受你——看到你差点吓死......哪里还有勇气                                                           
                                                                                                                       
你真的很可爱——你真的很幼稚。                                                                                         
                                                                                                                       
你真的是超级可爱耶——*头！不要像小朋友一样啦！                                                                        
                                                                                                                       
遇到你，总会让我重温童年的快乐感觉——就像阿姨遇到小弟弟一样                                                           
                                                                                                                       
我们应该给彼此一点缓冲时间——给你时间滚！你再不走我真的会翻脸了。                                                     
                                                                                                                       
上次迟到真的很不好意思——先迟到给你看，下次我绝对不会早到！                                                           
                                                                                                                       
别人都说你条件不错耶——我从来没这样认为过。                                                                           
                                                                                                                       
如果我们早点认识就好了——说不定你会早点觉悟                                                                           
                                                                                                                       
别急嘛，我们可以先作朋友——我可以趁这个时间找男朋友                                                                   
                                                                                                                       

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四岁的男孩亲了三岁的女孩一口，女孩对男孩说：你亲了我可要对我负责啊。男孩                                               
成熟地拍了拍女孩的肩膀，笑着说：你放心，我们又不是一两岁的小孩子了！                                                   

什么东西？普通狗不屑一顾地看看它说：蠢货，看清楚点，老子是便衣！                                                       
                                                                                                                       
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