发信人: jingxian (向来痴 从此醉), 信区: Joke                                                                           
标  题: 娱乐歪批z                                                                                                      
发信站: 日月光华 (2004年10月06日09:16:00 星期三)                                                                       

*不小心露肉叫“走光”，摆明了色诱叫“风光”，既不“走光”也不“风光”只能是“观光”！                                                                                                                 
　　 *唱得好的靠“乐感”，唱得次的搏“性感”，无论“乐感”还是“性感”对追捧者而言都是“快感”！                                                                                                     
　　 *听指挥的叫“听性”，爱理论的叫“任性”，无论“听性”还是“任性”，在导演眼里都是“个性”！                                                                                                     
　　 *男腕儿嘬“蜜”叫“风流”，女星儿傍“款”叫“下流”，既不“风流”又不“下流”只能是不“入流”！                                                                                                 
　　 *钞票烧得狠的叫“大片”，明星扎堆猛的叫“巨片”；除了“大片”和“巨片”，余皆“X光片”！                                                                                                        
　　 *把老剧抽皮剥骨叫“新编”，将名著偷梁换柱叫“改编”；既无财力“新编”，又无能力“改编”，只能靠想像力“胡编”！                                                                                 

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    曾书书一副陶醉的样子，道：“热门倒也未必，听说陆雪琪入门时日也不是很久，修为难测，但是大家都说，若论美貌绝对是非她莫
　　张小凡皱了皱眉，道：“曾师兄，你流口水的样子看起来很猥琐的！”
　　曾书书：“……咳咳，我、我有吗，嘿嘿，你一定是看错了。对了，你看看周围我们的?                                     

                                                                                                                       
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